![]() ![]() The early bird catches the morning coffee beans.I don’t need therapy, I just need my coffee.All I want is someone to love me like I love coffee.You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy coffee, and that’s pretty close.Nothing like a hot coffee on a cold day.Coffee is my favorite way to trick myself into doing chores.Coffee is the foundation of my food pyramid.A day without coffee is like something without something.Caffeine and sugar – are the two basic food groups.Politics now is rather like going into Starbucks for a coffee.It’s like instant Coffee, only it won’t keep you up all night. Deja Brew: The feeling that you’ve had this coffee before.Doctors found traces of blood in my coffee stream. ![]() There’s nothing sweeter than a cup of bitter coffee.Decaffeinated coffee is kind of like kissing your sister.Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.I want someone to look at me the way I look at coffee.Even bad coffee is better… than no coffee at all.How far behind would technology be, if no one ever discovered coffee? – Unknown.If it wasn’t for coffee, I’d have no discernible personality at all.No one can understand the truth until he drinks coffee’s frothy goodness.I am like my coffee: dark, bitter, and too hot for you.I’m waiting to see if my coffee chooses to use its power for good or evil today. ![]() Time to level up, start by drinking my bowl of coffee.When life gives you lemonade, return it and ask for coffee instead.Give me coffee for things I can change and tequila for those I can’t.Nothing stands between a girl and her coffee.I’m sorry for what I said before coffee.Coffee is a way of stealing time that should by right belong to your older self.Coffee is a delicious way to let your body know that you don’t give a sh*t that it’s tired.Happiness is a cup of coffee and a good book.I drink a potion made from magic beans every day, and it brings me back to life. Don’t ever let anyone tell you that fairy tales aren’t real.I never laugh until I’ve had my coffee.When traveling with someone, take large doses of patience and tolerance with your morning coffee.Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second. ![]()
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